Well, we met on Instagram.
Ok, only kind of! I had an Instagram crush on him.
Yes, well so I had a fake account, the name of which I cannot reveal. My friend and I had started this fake account so we could secretly follow people, or people where it would be creepy if they knew we were following them.
I don’t understand that.
I feel like everyone should know when you follow them.
What! I definitely don't. Anyway, I was just being a creepy stalker and following him and had a crush on him.
And I asked my friend, who posted a picture of Ali, ‘Who's this girl, what's she all about?'
This is such a dumb story.
No it's not! It was great because we didn't have any expectations.
So then there was this event at the Bowery and my friend invited me and I went because I heard his friend — and probably he — was going to be there. So of course I went.
And I bought tickets because I thought she would be there.